
Unbelievable Crack Burgers
One lazy Saturday, I decided to turn all the awesome flavors from that crack chicken dish into the best burger ever. I tossed bacon right into the meat with ranch seasoning and gooey cheese. Trust me, after just one bite, you’ll get why folks say you can't stop eating these—they’re just that good.
Why These Burgers Totally Rock
This isn’t just any old burger. Bacon is mixed into every bite, so you hit pockets of crispy smokiness. Sour cream and ranch seasoning keep each patty way juicier than classic burgers. Then, when you pile on burger sauce and sweet browned onions, everything just works together for something amazing.
Stuff You’ll Need
- Cheddar Cheese: Shred it fresh for next-level melting.
- Bacon: Make sure it’s crisp for the best crunch every time.
- Salt & Pepper: Just a pinch amps up all those flavors.
- Ground Beef: Stick to 80/20 so your patties come out super juicy.
- Buns & Toppings: Brioche is best, then load ’em up however you like.
- Sour Cream: That creamy magic keeps things moist.
- Ranch Seasoning: The secret that takes these over the top.
Time to Build These Burgers
- Toast the Buns
- Sizzle ’em up in leftover burger grease for loads of flavor.
- Cook the Burgers
- Let patties get that nice sear, then slap cheese on right when they’re almost done.
- Form Patties
- Shape into similar-sized rounds, giving each a little press in the middle to stop them puffing.
- Prepare the Burger Mixture
- Lightly mix your ingredients together for the best blend—don’t overwork it.
- Cook the Bacon
- Fry until crispy, then crumble into bits for mixing.
Take These Burgers Up a Notch
Whip up that dreamy sauce by mixing mayo, ketchup, relish, BBQ sauce, and just a dash of Worcestershire. Top your burger with pickles and sweet onions cooked until soft and golden. Each topping adds more flavor for the ultimate bite.
Top Burger Tricks
Always go with 80/20 beef for maximum flavor. Making a dent in the middle before cooking keeps burgers flat not round. Toasting buns in burger fat adds that crunch, and covering the patties while the cheese melts gets it super gooey. These quick tricks totally level up your burgers.

Frequently Asked Questions
- → What's good about 80/20 beef?
Going with beef that's 80 percent lean keeps burgers nice and juicy. If you use really lean meat they can dry out, and that's even more likely when you add extras like cheese.
- → Can I prep patties early?
You sure can. Shape the patties, stack them with some wax paper in between, and stash them in the fridge for a day. Let them warm up a bit before you cook.
- → Is there something else I can swap for sour cream?
Absolutely—try Greek yogurt. Adds that same creamy vibe and a little extra protein too.
- → My burgers keep falling apart, what's up?
Try not to overmix the meat or smash the patties too much when you shape them. If you barely mix them, though, they’ll just crumble.
- → Can I toss these on the grill instead?
Yep, just grill them over medium-high. They cook pretty much the same, just watch for cheese leaks causing flare-ups.